Posts tagged ‘hubby’

September 12th, 2010

The destructiveness of semi-productivity

A pleasant (or unpleasant depending on your perspective) side effect of my layoff is an intense need to be productive. My husband has been swept up by my productivity tidal wave and has good naturedly cooperated, thus far. This morning, I started by biking to the grocery store and then engaged in a variety of organizing. My husband started some laundry and emptied/filed the dishwasher.

Basking in our productivity, I began reading a book and he began doing whatever mysterious things he does on his uber-computer. We’d been basking for a few minutes when Auri (cat #2) came hopping into the living room and started yelling at us. She’s fairly vocal so while we asked her what was up, I don’t think either of us actually thought something really was. She relented and headed back toward the kitchen with Oscar (cat #1) trailing behind her. We continued to bask.

Still heady from my sense of accomplishment, I asked Matt to get me some water. He walked into the kitchen and was met by a very special surprise.

Overflowing Dishwasher by TerriCamp.comThe dishwasher decided to expand its bubbly horizons onto our kitchen floor (much like in this picture). While the image isn’t our dishwasher, based on the number of images I found when searching for overflowing dishwashers, we aren’t alone.

So, in addition to my other accomplishments, I’ve mopped the kitchen floor using a towel and my feet. When we moved, we decided to get rid of the mop and use a Swiffer. I’m now questioning that decision.

We have no clue why exactly the dishwasher decided today was the day to express its displeasure on behalf of forced mechanical household labor, but maintenance will be here later to tell us. I’m just hoping the washing machine doesn’t join the cause.

August 12th, 2010

It's raining conferences!

After a great She’s Geeky conference last week, I’m headed off to Chicago for Social devcamp Chicago tomorrow and dragging the husband with me. It was an easy sell given that Ben Huh lolcat(of Cheezburger Network fame) is one of the featured speakers. I mean, who doesn’t love a good lolcat? Am I right? They’re great for all occasions!

Capping off the week’s conference-related activites, the SxSWi PanelPicker went live this week, including my proposal for the health track, “Healthy Privacy: Can Health Insurance Companies Be Social?” In your copious spare time, please stop by and vote! There are a number of great sessions for the new track. There’s also a nice list of some of the best ones over at free range communications. If you’re at all interested in the intersection of tech and health, give them a look see and cast your vote! (Also, while you’re hanging out at the PanelPicker, don’t forget to veer outside of health to vote for Cultivating a User-Centered Culture from the Geek Girl’s Guide gang. Please and thank you).

July 29th, 2010

Top 10 ways you know you married a fanboy

With the release of Starcraft II, my husband’s semi-latent fanboy roared back into the picture. I survived him playing the Beta and I’ll survive the final release, but if I had any doubt about his fanboy status, it’s all been laid to rest.

Top Ten Ways You Know You Married a Starcraft Fanboy

1. He pre-orders the Collector’s Edition for himself and the regular edition for you (even though your computer isn’t quite up to snuff) because he wants you to experience his joy.

2. He wakes early on release day and hovers over the online delivery notification briefly freaking out when the package is classified as undeliverable for 15 minutes.

3. He liberates the delivery from the office before you get home, before eating lunch, and well before anything else.

4. Your mid-day IM is interrupted with “OH MY GOD THE INTRO. CANNOT TALK” and he stops talking. Completely.

5. Your typical late afternoon mushy phone call is greeted with “Can’t talk. Saving settlers!”

6. When you offer to take him out to grab dinner, he responds with, “But honey, I have to save the train. The train is being robbed. Don’t you understand? THE TRAIN IS BEING ROBBED.”

7. He starts telling you all about the life of his new friend Jim Raynor, while you’re lying in bed. (He also carries around his dog tags.)

8. He tells you that he’s been waiting nearly half his life for this – and he’s actually telling the truth.

9. While his friends jump in to beat the game in Hard Mode, he finishes the campaign on Normal because he actually cares about the storyline.

10. He manages to jam as much SC2 as possible into the 2.5 day period between Release Day and leaving for the internet-free family reunion not just because it’s new, shiny, and the best thing since… well, since the original, but also because he refuses to play offline and miss getting credit for in-game achievements.

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I can’t say that I understand it. I haven’t ever really excitedly anticipated the release of anything like this. Yes, I went out at 3 am to get my iPhone 3G, but his glee is far beyond that. While I can’t necessarily relate, it is fun to watch how giddy he’s been. In the right circumstances, we’re all just overgrown kids after all. I still jump in puddles, run around the house with my cat, and splash in the tub. He just happens to be a Blizzard fanboy. I’m just fine with that.

I love you, ya big kid.


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